Top 5 instruments in the workplace to use to spread pate on a cracker if you have no knife…
1, Finger
Get to suck the pate off after as a little bonus.
2, Bank Card
Beware of bits that get stuck in the indentations!
3, Coleagues Pencil
Not everybody enjoys the woody after taste. CAUTION: May contain nuts.
4, Post-it notes
Can get messy.
5, Plastic Fork
Allows for a better spread than its alloy cousin but can get pate particles trapped between tongs.
Strictly off The Record 