Category Archives: GREATEST HITS!

The bestest bits

No way!!!!!

How have I not noticed this before. This is too good to be an accident!

Traffic Report: tailbacks on the A5 at Hendon…

…due to a mobility scooter hogging the middle lane!!

A selection of moustaches… Just to brighten your day.

COOL!

Is incest bad Mr. Google?

I was on goole t’uther day and started typing “is it…” when these sugestions popped up. Check the top one:

I heard that is in the top 96% of all google searches in Herefordshire.

Possibly the worst moment of my life…

You know when you get winded, cant breathe, gasp for air, wonder what is going on, think you are going to die?

Well this is much worse! I was in a pub in queens park when I noticed a rather attractive blonde stood at the bar! So I pointed this “piece” out to my compadre. Imagine my utter shame, horror and devistation when it turned out to be Pete Burns from dead or alive!

Sorry dad!

British defence league showing their intelect.

Does anyone else see the irony?!?

A strange predicament of morals!

I popped into the disabled loo quickly today as I was too lazy to use the normal ones (The disabled ones are always much more luxurious). Anyway, as I was in there I heard someone try to come in so I listened and It was a disabled kid in need of a toilet to match his needs! A wave of terror passed through me, I can’t have his helper see me come out of the disabled loo after making them wait when the normal toilet is next door. Its like taking a disabled parking space when you don’t even have so much as a limp! What does one do…?!

…So I decided to be silent, sit it out and hope they would think it was broken or something and use another toilet.

25 minutes and 3 games of poker on the iphone later they decided to leave! At that point I ran out and fled around the corner, desperate not to be seen!

I’m not sure what is worse, being seen exiting a disabled toilet to be greeted by a disaproving look or shake of the head, or, the knowledge you have deprived a special needs kid of the toilet and a possible damp spell for the next half hour. I don’t quite know why im sharing this but it seemed an odd moral predicament to be in.

Oh well my conscience is clean! Moral of this story, don’t take what isn’t yours!